Friday, October 1, 2004

syllogism

debate, rebate...

probate, reprobate...

And other things.

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This is my advance impression of

the latest TWO Hurricanes to hit

Florida---

Moderator: Welcome, Gentlemen.

[evybody looks around]

Hurricane John: Thank you, Jim.

Hurricane George: Yeah, Thanks.

M: Foreign Policy...England?

G: Tony Blair, personal friend.

J: London, nice town.

M: France?

J: Build a coalition.

G: Don't need 'em.

M: Iraq?

G: Dictator gone...do it again.

J: Morass of a Quagmire of two

morasses...Did i say Viet Nam?

M: Rebuttal, Mr. President?

G: Moving toward Democracy.

M: Senator?

J: Bogged down Quagmire.

M: Korea?

J: I would press for free Elections

in the South, then the North.

G: Colin Powell, diplomacy

against Axis of Evil...talks.

---many sound=bites later---

M: Kind of tree?

G: sturdy oak on the hunt for

terraists, firm and reliable.

J: hawaii banyon, branches

touching roots of consensus.

[car commercial, food ad]

M: What would Jesus drive?

G: Hydrogen Humvee.

J: Non-out-sourced Hybrid.

M: Favorite condiment?

J: catsup OR relish...

G: morasses, I mean molasses

on my Americain baked beans.

M: Good night.

---exit poll of chosen chadhangers---

Audience member: Whiskey Tango

Foxtrot! What was That? I came to

see Ralph Nader.

Thursday, September 30, 2004^

Meanwhile, in the Real werld...

This page is an Open Forum.

And rarely political.

Baseball! Football! Life!

OR none of the above...

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regardless, this Author reserves

the right to Bump incendiary

visitories on spec.

{Hasn't happened much yet,

But ya never know}

I think Socrates would support

me in this~~His speech was so

free that the State forced him

to eat poison! Bless my soul,

i'll try not to get that filosofical.

------under-advisement----

Plus+, it's just a thing.

SO~bounce 2 the othre Glows

already apace & apiece.

The one & only slac

7 comments:

plittle said...

Damn! I like your stuff.
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

karynwiththewhy said...

"You can't say "nuclear",  that really scares me . . ."

& "I won three purple hearts!! This land will surely vote for me . . ."

that's MY Summary of the debate!  go to www.jibjab.com & re-live it all.

~ Karyn

belfastcowboy75 said...

A glowing summation, Slac. I too was moved to politics--also rare.

floralilia said...

compact and reliable as always sir slac.

perfect political post.

slacbacmac said...

Appreciata 1 & All>>
{shhh~i'm re=learning DOS &
editing IMPs}  smooches until
i complete the puzzle...
~Author

deabvt said...

Yea!   Slac & Soc!!
V

judithheartsong said...

great post.... I love the way you do that thing you do............judi

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