Monday, April 25, 2005...
Weathre: HAIL, Yeah!
Noise: episode of Charmed
Thot: "Should i delete the blank page
for political reasons, Or because i
just had nearly nothing to Say?"
[see previous entry]
This was the unusual day all=to.
I walked to the bank, and i shoulda
worn a hat, but i had no idea it was
gonna be that cold. I picked up a
Roosevelt dime off the floor as i
carried out my transactions; i tried
to offer it to Brandy the teller but
she refused it. It probly woulda
screwed up her drawers big=time.
Somebody's out 10 cents and i am
only 2 nickels richer. Maybe i shoulda
left it for the cleaning person/lady.
Be careful of driving in light rain.
And watch out for people who suddenly
decide to take a divine left turn as you
get close to werk. About 100 feet
before that road, the white gal in the
white car made up her mind that she
wasn't going all the Way to the next
high=way. The green=ghost was not a
happy camper when i "threw the anchor
out." Peel, screech, slide, schteer to the
non-existent shoulder. I missed her
right arse with my left head=lamp by
about 22 inches. And~you know, my
Chrysler=yacht woulda won that bout!
Good thing grandma Grace's vehicle is
non=violent. Truth! I was not in a rush;
it was the wetness of the road and the
unexpectedness of the decision which
almost led to treachery. Phew!
And, then, i proceeded to steal my pay
at the parish yard. It happens thus on
decidedly dismal days. Too cold, too wet
for true yard=werk...and the collection
company should really pick up all the
recyclable paper which is piling up.
'Cause~i have more than enuf of my
own crud to process thru and thru.
[when will he schtop ending sentences
with a preposition?!] Parenthetical!
Later: at the bar...i was almost picked
up by a girl with a pick-up. She wanted
to give me a ride with her beer as i was
walking out with mine. Problem was,
my vehicle was idling just the same 100
feet from hers, parked, as that lady who
tried to distract me from my current
vocation. WOULD that i had simply
climbed into her Cab & gone on the
adventure of a life=time! OR~perhaps
just a twenty foot ride. You know what
i'm talkin' about. Scant serendipity that
we waved each othre along. Vroom!
[don't ride with strangers unless they
also offer candy~what comedian said
that?^] More=over~i didn't have a line
to hand that girl...we just happened to
be in the same place at the same Time.
Now~~imagine if each of these things
had gone differently. Accident upon
Accident leading inexorably to various
probable yet unrealised Conclusions.
Rain, Sun, Hail & a dropped ten=cent
piece not included. It proddles & boggles
me as i go along, and i am the requisite
participant. Comment freely^, it won't
change the temperature of my
TITLE: WHAT BLANK PAGE?
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005^^
i was interrupted by 2 IMPs & a fonecall.