March 05, 2005...
Yeah, i was reading the Jay Assign
about what i would endorse if i was
a gazillionaire. Which, by my calculus,
could Happen any day now.
First, a joint endorsement for Brand
Name coffee & Brand Name powder.
Without which i wouldn't have woken
up this morning. Brand Moka!!
Second, i would love to endorse a
new Peace Prize to compete with the
Alfred Nobel one; something with a
little less trinitrotoluene in the
history. Explosifly pacifistic...
Third, i would like to attach my name
and likeness to the inside of certain
denim jeans & jean jackets, preferably
Black, in the cuff or sleeve by and by.
The reasoning here is that only when
you got to the laundromat and turned
your raggedy clothes inside=which
would people notice,"Hey! They's Brand
Name dungarees on the outside but
they slack the back all up on the
in=seam!" It could happen.
Good thing i don't do endorphinments.
Or crasy=adipose assignments. Hmm.
More=after, and in spite of myself,
i bounced 2 Floralilia and found a
more interesting challenge...to List
ten unique un=repeatable accomplits.
But~i could not mathematically
rendre such a list of TEN! i would have
had to chop off my own Pinkies! And
eat them. With sharks & piranhas yet.
Mind that never=much^Here are
5 (five) things which i doubt even i
could re=imagine in the 21st Century:
#5: Had my music played on Norwegian
radio & publisht on a cassette tape.
#4: Saw Richard Nixon & Ronald Reagan,
shook hands with Jimmy Carter And
played piano for Joan Mondale...
#3: wrote & publisht poems in my high
skool lit=mag, local newspapre AND my
college lit=mag. Triple threat!
#2: began a glow/blog and within one
year met no less than 4 (Four) othre
beautiful web=journalists. Torch!
#1: the numero uno is on=going as i
become Individuated to my Fambly...
To spread the ashes of my Patriarch,
to sink my fair Mother in her earth, to
Attend my nephews & nieces with both
consolation and humour...Lingering on
as we Travel. OH! Journey of the
Universe, how we schtumble Onward.
It's a werk in progress/process.
And wakes me bright amorro^
[edit the sappy parts]
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Well, that's not much of a List. And
there's not much extra information
either. The nuns at skool told me
i wasn't a very good expository
writer. More of a Thematist, i guess.
With alternatif schpelling yet.
"Linguist! Code=breaker! Use the
good grammer for once!" Or werds to
that effect. Where the Portia de Rossi
was i going with this?
Sundae! Past glory. Days & dremes
piling up toward interstices. I'll bring
the schtory togethre if i have to Glow
anothre Year. Fair warning, that.^
March 06, 2005...thematislac