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Up=Follow...Middling Election 2006...i must have that kind of Face. This is what i brot to my new precinct: My VOTING identification card. [it followed me from the hovel to the APT.] My driver's license.  [it's not that ugly but it does not have my scraggly beard on it.] A utility bill. [which proves that i get my Inter=Web inches from my current Ramparts.] My passport.  {this is the most Valuable document i own; the engineer Wanted me to have it and he's already talking about more travel.} My angelic face and my Electoral demeanour.  The Poll=werkers didn't nearly need any of those^ things! And they found myimprimatur almost Immediately. It was that easy. Let the electronicle chads fall where they may. DIEBOLD? i'd rather Live Large in the AMERICAN land=scape. And i'll bet that DOOGIE HOWSER didn't Vote a straight ticket either...Wednesday, November 8th...Wow! That was a potent election. Enuf to make the President accept the Resign of the Secretary of Defence. Personally, i always lookt forward to MR. Rumsfeld's press conferences; they had bite. I wish him the best. Elsewhere, the senate is schtill in Play altho here in PENNSY we sent a clear message to Honorable RICK SANTORUM that we want a Senator who's a little left of Reactionary politix. Again, i think Rick is a very nice guy...just not as good as ARLEN.  We'll have to really hold BOB CASEY's feet to the fire, day after tomorro. Enuf of enuf, i'm schtill anal=yzing the results. What? BRITNEY is thinking of breaking up with the KEVIN?! Who's gonna feed those two (2) babies? It boggles me much.  My new umbrella served me well, today.  Thereyago^ """slac"""

plop

November 05, 2006...Random Electional Thots:

VOTE if you're Registered & Register if you want to VOTE the next time. There is absolutely no good Xcuse for not participating in this amazing Xercise. It takes about twelve minutes to Register & less than five minutes to VOTE, if you do it correctly. In fact, it's easier to VOTE to=day in AMERICA than it's ever been. HAVA! If i went to cherch as often as i've Voted in the last ten or twelve Years, i, too would be on track for Saint=hood. [pay no Attention^, that's an establishment clause joke]  Assuming you are an informed voter, as i some=times am...You might take a gram of salt Advice from how i approach the machine. Just remembre, the slac has cast more ballots for losers than he cares to count, re=count.

>Vote in the Primaries. Try that even if you normally vote 3rd, 4th or 5th Party candidates. Eventually, the judges of Election will ask their party Bosses why there isn't an initiatif/referendum allowing Independents to make their voices heard in the off=seasons.

>Vote the Ballot Questions. More often than not, this is your only chance to speak outside the actual Election.  It forms the politicle discourse to know what actual constituents believe about certain topics. Over=more, it frightens the Politicians that their constituents are actually paying Attention to proposals.

>Vote against bad incumbents. Follow the 80%/20%rule in this regard. Four out of Five elected officials are no longer doing what you originally wanted them to.  Don't worry, they have other jobs lined up anyway.

>Vote in favour of Women. Only one (1) in five (5) women will be bad representatifs. [see that 80/20 rule?] My mother was a woman and i would have resoundingly Elected her to any Position on the ticket. They run the werld regardless & deserve their true Power.

>Vote your own Will, your best conscience. There are no reliable guides within the Soul, except its own fair schtriving. WE only get the Representation we Truly crave because we want it so desperately. And there is no greater satisfaction than to know that your honest Voice has made its mark on the fallible body=politick. VOTE.

My name is slac and i was thinking of endorsing this message, until i realised it was half=way a load of crud.  Never mind~Commentors can Advise me That they voted, just don't tell me how... electoralSmooches^^

house

Monday, 30 October, 2006...i meant to say five (5) games. CARDINALS. Happy Hallowe'en! There's no haus like a Haunted haus, expecially when there are cats and older people schtill living inside it. I happened to tune in to TCM the othre night as they were showing the 1975 documentary, GREY GARDENS. [it's a BROADWAY show now with Christine Ebersole.]  I was transfixt by what i saw. A Bouvier mansion fallen into disrepair with only two (2) tenants...elderly EDITH BEALE & her dafter, little EDIE.  A dozen cats & raccoons to feed as well! Genuinely Scary. {Hane's hovel was not quite that bad, altho WE did have the occasional bird/bat/squirl in "KAY's bed=room."} The upsetting thing was--these people had Money!  No matter~they have gone to better hauses in Heaven & the mansions are rehabitable. Eventual.  i really misst entertaining the costumed ones this year. HECK~i didn't even haf to buy candy at all! I'm sure my good neighbours took up the slac, so to speak.  Now, all WE haf to do on Novembre 7th is dis=elect the monsters in G'b'rment.  No goodies for bad pirates^^ lata

rutting & cunning

Tuesday, October 24th, and6...

What a wonderful month to be a romanist! [perhaps i left the bosom of the cathedral too soon.]  BENEDICT has made a couple bold moves of his own, from a turn that prohibits limbo to Allowing the Mass to be said ex vernacular, ad Latinum.  And, four (4) new saints for good measure.  MADONDA, meanwhile, has adopted an African orfan & that's a Xian thing to do. {i cannot judge her actions on account of i'm an orfan and She hasn't met me yet.} Even the Senate of the United States is favouring the cherch in strange ways. The priest who knew MARK FOLEY has come forth to correct the record: it was only nude scwhimming & naked massages. Not quite enuf to turn an acolyte into a salacious IMPer, for sure. [IMPs are instant message posts...] BOB CASEY and RICK SANTORUM are trying to out=pro=life each othre---"I love the fetus more than you." "DO Not!" "Do Tooo!"  (i kid^, i editorialise^, i take Liberty)  [NB: limbo was never a tenet of the cherch]  Too many hypothetical parentheticals^^

Your long=awaited beis=ball schports Prediction: a team from the MIDWEST will win the werld series in six (6) OR seven (7) games; it'll NOT be a schweep acause of all the advertising revenues to be had.  Amembre~You RED it here first...

~Cardinal Tigre=slac~

KRIK

Tuesday, October 17th, And6...when the engineer breaks something, he asks,"Who werkt this up to the point of catastrofic failure?" So it was Today when i traded my red umbrella for a black umbrella. The red one had reached the Point of Catastrophe...And~schpeaking of inclemency, where has my old weathre=girl gone to? I like the brown eyed blonde who has taken over, but i miss the young woman who saw me thru all the changes. I hope she hasn't left the Walley for good & all...[spurious ellipses!]

Wednesday...so i was watching boston legal last night [it sometimes happens] and i was amazed to see no less than four (4) STAR TREK actors on the program! Granted, TREK has been a long=lived franchise & the odds were in their favour that they would eventually be on the same show--but four at once. I'm surprised DAVID KELLEY didn't werk a space=joke into the script. Happenstance?

Other=wise & else--things are Good, what with the beard growing in scraggedly again And my latest home=made chicken soop almost gone. Keep those cards and lettres coming & don't mess with my habeus corpus... lata

land

Tuesday, October 10th, And6...

a politicle reposit: it might spook the Party bosses if we succeed in terminating certain Toadies on this go-around. Vote often & early.  The anagram for Karl Rove is 'Lark Over'.  But, of course, he knows That. Puxxle! [condensed from entry 10/11/&5^]  Yesterday's post was unusual.  On account of, the feast of Columbus! [why doesn't AMERIGO VESPUCCI have a Day of his own? It pondres me.]  I live, near again, to the knights of the Genoan Explorer. I hope they don't ask me to join; i am already behind of my dues to agnus dei & the Templars!  Plus+, i have good friends in both the limbus infantium and the limbus patrum.  It's a mitzvah that i keep up with such remarkable Possibilities... To=Day, i helped a Lady across the Schtreet. Truly~it happened just so.  More & Much, it will occur Again.  ~slac~

 

bark

Sunday, October 8th, and6...these are the dog=days of Octobre; that is, i have seen more canines in just a few days than my entire life.  But it always makes me thankful that someone else owns these pretty puppies & takes care of them. [one day i will own a Fish, perhaps]

And, speaking of hounds and mongrels...themid=term election is heating up. As always, there are some good dogs on the track AND there are some curs. I trust the respectif constituents of the various contests to make the right choices.  {i'm an optimist that way} The keystone is very much in play this Novembre...and the People have not forgotten recent legislatif debacles. There is much up=cleaning to still do. Register, VOTE!

(i suspect the sitting governor and the sitting junior senator would be flabbergasted to be turned out; yet i favour the electorate to adhere to a collectif conscience.) *WOOF~SNARL*

I was better put to use this morning Attending mass; a sister in the Pew afore me offered up a Prayer for the Amish, who have suffered too much recently. {They^ sometimes pray better for the peace of the Werld than we take notice of} Our affirmation rode swiftly to the Throne to reflect on their Plain & Forgiving community. Amen.

The books of All are clear on this: SUICIDE is the most grievous of sins. The thot & the act of it come directly from the Fallen Angel, Lucifer, who seeks @ all costs to undermine G's sovereignty. There is no salvation in it; there is no honour in self=imposed Martyrdom. It stains the universe.

Is there religion in realty? OR just the opposite?  After i took Lunch @ the kosher delicatessen...Corned Beef on Rye with Russian dressing and slaw served by my neighbour...i wandered through two Open Houses offered up for sale. [a boy can dreme]  Is there anothre way to celebrate the blessings of J & G than to consider their Mansions offered up in this Kingdom? {rhetorical^ the Lord wishes me not to be rich, but to be happy} Never mind~Saint JOSEPH is looking after all the Properties...

Monday, October 9th, and6...nothing is kosher in KOREA, altho their bomb was not that big. More to do, internationally, to re=unite the peninsula up to the current Age.  But, hey--GERMANY seems to be doing alright. Amorro, i'll catch up on more mundane matters...