Friday, 21 July, 2006...i believe they put a Man
on the Moon...maybe even more than one.
Sports Predictions Summer And Six:
A French girl will win WIMBLEDON.
Italy will go all the way in Soccer. The Answer
[Allen Iverson] will hold out for better offers
from any=where in NORTH AMERICA.
Barbaro [the Horse] will have iffy days.
And othre things...
Local News: A Filadelfia purveyor of hot
sandwiches insisted that his customers use
the King's/Queen's English when visiting his
establishment, causing the Following ancillary
political actions: A slew of English=Only laws,
a revisit by the US SENATE of an amendment
to curtail immolations of Old Glory AND the
proposal by a PENNSY Mayor to check the
immigration status of every resident of his
City. [Takes your mind off the War and other
pressing matters, don't it?] And all i wanted
was a "grinder" widout schpray=on=cheese.
The Bug Report: good year for schtinging
insects & junebugs...i was even bitten by a
biting fly just the other day & i don't live any
where near the Beach! Also, many big moths.
The Bird Report: more and more egrets and
sea=gulls are flying inland; i don't know the
reason for this, but i suspect it has something
to do with food & floods.
I would make werds on the global news but
it's just such a Fleegle mess, i wouldn't know
where to schtart. So~i'll just send out my usual
cautionary message to the troublemakers:
HEY! Cut the Crud!
That'll catch=me=up for the Time being^
Appreciata for hangin' in the flux...