Saturday, June 3rd And 6...
Nautical ponderances, part one (1):
First & foremost, i am NOT a Sailor. Not by any
stretch of the imagination. But~i swim like an
eel and dive like a Swan, especially when turned
over in a Boat. I have an equal and abiding Respect
for Water, both fresh & salinated...i prefer Launches
to sailing craft on account of motorised Boats are
more like automobiles & masted skiffs are horribly
akin to bicycles. I have flipped over in a Canoe,
and i have wearied myself rowing in a Dory on a
Lake. [with my brother at Camp---ask him.] Give me
a Diving board & i will show you the Running back
Flip. Of a Thousand different ways i might Depart
this werld in the coming fifty (50) years, i can assure
you that DROWNING will not be one of them. There's
too much Cat in me for that! *Dryness!*
Shortly after i scattered MAC's ashes in the Bay,
a group of persons went for a sail near COUSIN JAC's
cottage. They cap=sized on the return and i watched
it [with binoculars] from the cottage Deck. Such a
thing for a powderised ghost to visit his favourite
relatifs! Thank G nobody came to harm so near to
shore...shallow water & hard werk, fine Masted.
Amazing as it may seem, i can't recall ever Seeing
a sun=rise on the Atlantic NOR a sun=set out on
the Pacific. Not right on the Oceans, any=way...
Plenty of both on Lakes & Rivers & Mountains but
Never the real thing on a sandy, salty Beach.
Hane used to tell everyone the Story of how she brot
a friend to the fambly vacation Lake/Island and her
girl=friend did not help @ all when they Rode around
the Island. Inevitably, someone would ask why such
a person could possibly cause a problem with Riding
around by Car or Bicycle on a damnable Island. Hane
would rise up in her chair And correct the story thus:
"NO! We didn't ride, R-I-D-E, around the island! I Rowed,
R-O-W-E-D, around it!" It was always the Perfect New
England accent those hearers had not Accounted for.
[the second part of this story Always includes Hane's
FATHER, Cap'n Jack, visiting the Girls on the Excursion
saying to his Daughter: "You know, Jane Loretta, that
you girls would travel far better if you first untied this
Dory from the Dock."]
*pause 4 lafter*
Monday, June 05, 2006...And because i am so Cautious
around Water, i have no child=hood stories of being
pusht in the Crick or thrown into large bodies of the
wet schtuff without my express consent of WANTING to
be tossed into said bodies. OH! And even though i gave
away my inherited figure-skates, i believe i could still
glide across Ice as good as any Middler. Self=Taught.
ThereYaGo & Thus It Is. ^end of part one (1)^