Title: Snow returns, as drixxly
Tuesday already? And a fat one at that? Here is my recipe for tuna salad [ostensibly for samiches during Lent]:
Two cans tuna, chunk=light in water, drained until thumbs are bruised. One onion, finely choppt; 2 stalks crispy celery also finely choppt. Three heaping tablespoons real Mayonaisse, no substitutions! ½ teaspoon each of mustard [any kind] & horse=radish...coupla shakes of Mrs. Dash [garlic & herb is good]. Optional: ½ finely choppt baby pickle, 1 spanish olive finely choppt without Pimiento! Chop & mash ingredients into a bowl until pulpy. Blend until creamy, make & eat test samich [sandwich] on yucky white bread. Refrigerate until Good Friday~decant excess water as required. Eat filet mignon for three days after preparation. If for any reason you must eat a tuna samich before Good Friday, slather white bread with additional Mayo & add one or two leaves of Romaine lettuce. Add tuna of gourse, salt & pepper lightly per samich. Ignore pimiento rotting on side=board for three weeks.
There is a much quicker Maisie recipe which takes 5 minutes and does not include anything but tuna & mayo---it werks especially well after swimming on the beach. And except for the fact that i will never corrupt salad=tuna with anything approaching real Eggs, that's pretty much it. Buon appetito!
Politically [hmm] i will say only three things: I am truly sorry that the President's dog has passed on. Ralph Nader has a perfect right to run for any office he chooses [and he didn't cost Albert the 2000 election---too many factors to elucidate...]. Gay people should feel free to marry whomever they like; but some folx are still going to look at y'all cross=wise. Not all, not most but some--and probly forever. Oh Well.
I prefer to stand at a respectful distance from such weighty matters. And grind up a delicious Lenten tuna salad.
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You and tuna salad keep me afloat.
Bear poking head out just slightly.
Not yet.
I LOVE TUNA!!!! lol
UNCLE BILLY:
I PREFRE THE SIMPLE METHOD LIKE AUNT MARY - JUST DRAINED TUNA AND MAYO. HOWEVER YOU FORGOT TO LET THEM IN ON THE MOST IMPORTANT SECRET - NEVER, NEVER USE MIRACLE$@*%!!!
-ROCKY
My links vanish but I still exist.
Yes its a little more difficult to visit.
But I heartily believe
I'm all worth the effort.
Tuna aside.
~ Karyn
http://beta.journals.aol.com/karynetaylor/WhateverItTakesMyChoices/
Merely: a floating tuna=bear?! i laff with you.
Snowflake: of course you do!
cornkid: 'No Substitutions', i avoid brand=names...
Karyn: You fix, we'll visit, werthily.
Others: leaf a note, it's just a thing.
Tuna: No good without jalapenos!!! Maisie's 5 minute recipe would only take 7 minutes if you add diced jalapenos, ground black pepper and diced pickles (i.e. relish).
Where are my son's mardi gras photos?
capsizer
Mardi Gras fotoes abof^
with serious entry.
Of gourse i add the choppt jalapeno
FROM MY GARDEN, in season, just one...
Relish is NOT a condiment i recognise.
Chop a small dill pickle instead.
Oh gnats, it's almost 2 in the morn and you made me all hungry for a tuna sammich! That sounds like a good recipe. Now if I can only remember to buy a can of tuna...
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