DENT

Wednesday, 22 March, 2006...

Tiffany @ the Bank noted,

"You sign your Name like a Famous

Person." I told her that if she signed

as many beauteous forms as my=self,

her Imprimatur might become just as

florid. Or werds 2 that effect^

Earlier that same day: the ENGINEER

and i sent the Green=Ghost on her

way 2 the next Venue. She didn't want

to leave us, by the sounds coming from

her schtarter---but she wasn't doing

either of us any Good @ all, schleeping

in the out=building. Brave Girl! TO

have travelled so well and fully for 29

(Twenty-Nine) years, One hundred and

Fourteen Thousand (114,000) miles...

[She was followed away by my favourite

werk=bus during skool let=out.] Well,

i have enuf pixtures of that Heirloom.

May the gods of auto RECOVERY bless

her on her flight. VROOM, tap, tap.

[Did i THANK the Engineer, to=day for

helping out 4 good & all? Absolute.]

*

Thursday, March 23, 2006...It was the

old tires which i threw 2 the curb. Wait!

They weren't even my Tires! Never mind,

i also tosst my Seventy (70) pounds to

the same=self pavement. Excelsior.

Sunday, March 26, 2006/17:58:10:

Wait Again! They don't even pick up

tires any=more. Never Mind~we now

have more than enuf crud for regular

pickup. Maisie made dang sure of that.

Appreciata x100! chekyasoon^

TEND

Kay once said,"It looks like a bomb

went off in here." To which i might

currently reply,"Ya shoulda seen the

place afore we set the Fuses!"

^precipe^

Sunday, March 19, 2006---

Yesterday, i shaved the burn=sides;

they just weren't growing in right.

Today, i did the Puxxle perfect...ne

plus ultra & sine qua non. Verity.

Happy Happy to my eldest Nephew.

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Monday, March 20, 2006---

And a Happy Happy to Cat as well,

on this new spring day. I sometimes

forget that her special folloes the

othre one, diurnally & often Vernally.

Less=the=never, they represent two

bright flowres in the Fambly garden.

{Statistically, they are approaching

each othre in Age---it's a funny Math

thing} I woulda sent them each a

card but i RECYCLED all the cards!

And who can afford the schtamps?!

~slac~

 

KREW

Tuesday, March 14, 2006...reposit:

Me? i'd rather have doughnuts

than delusions of grandeur.

And the promise of good things

coming thru the postal service.

Which they usually do.

Thursday, 30 December, 2004

*

0930: wake up

1100: [neighbour], walk market

---milk & bread

1220: [LAWYER], Powre of Atty from

[secretary]

1300: Nurse J, RM

[maisy...]

bagel & apple

1500: ask of Notary services on request

*Visitations*

1515: Colonel & i ride Home

1600--1630: Colonel watches football

1735: walk Hospital, hang with RM

{maisy & driver super=store, laundromat}

1930: meet Nurse D...

2009: 3 go to dinner.

2222: Kay calls..."it's your turn, son"

^end of re=posit^

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Retainer? Isn't that some=thing you put

in your mouth at bed=time? Regardless,

the ENGINEER is earning his Harp & Halo

in two (2) venues simultaneously. Truly.

{at times we move so fast that Neutrinos

avoid us} To think, when he & i were drip

noses, we were constantly @ odds; now

that we're foundlings, he & i werk well in

Concert 4 good results. Day by Day.

Watch out for them vinegar=babies~they

grow up the Good. --eclectislac--

 

 

DASH

March 12, 2006...It was a bit Misty

for the men in skirts. But they had

the Parade anyway. Good on 'em.

And speaking of the IRISH, isn't

Notre Dame a cherch in France?

Shouldn't they be called the fighting

Parisiens? It pondres me much.

Title:  Transfer

Mood: prematurely vernal

Music: [cooing mourning doves]

Soop: home=made Chicken Noodle

Puxxle: i missed ONE (1) lettre!

Riddle: "What did the retarded dead

frog have @ the top of his to-do list?"

Monday, March 13, 2006...

I doubt if i'll do the regular brisket

this Year, altho i am very, very Good

@ it. What i do have is the Fixin's for

a BaBa=Chili. Make that a Mexican

Irish vittle just in time for PURIM.

{We have had stranger holiday meals}

Mazeltov & Lochaim! I wish i had a girl

who would release my people from

Bondage. WAIT~i have a bunch of them

who brighten this Page. It's a Mitzvah.

Mean=while & Else---i'm not responsible

for the crasy weathre; my time=machine

is finely tuned. Maybe it's that Mars

Probe searching for AWOL Editors...

~señorO'slac~

BEST

07 March, 2006...

Thot: «i am remiss of much &

ought to be scolded frequently»

There's a Happy Happy Joy Joy

coming for one of Hane's favoured

ones...The doctors in Hospital were

often perturbed when my niece

Rocky entered those rooms and

the MATRIARCH her=self would sit

bolted upright like a cured leper

from the Testaments! Miraculous

child, first=born of Cat & cleaved to

Hane like an earthbound Angel. For

all her [Rocky's] wild beauty, she

astounds me still...i want HER for my

own best Advocate. Veritas

It was twenty=five (25) years ago,

last month, when i schtood for the

engineer at the Altar of Cat's cherch

and aided them in pledging their

troth. [no worries, i was but a Toddler]

Yet, if it had come 2 it, i woulda

married her myself with Heavenly

substitution. {And, now, where might

we be?!!} Fortunately, BIM had all the

guts & gumption to make it so...And

such a good Party we had! Silver in

my eyes, those perfect passing days.

At times, i am remembering only what

i catch in printed pictures, coming from

each austere source as i find them. In

some cases i wasn't even there, OR far

too busy providing the best Party...and

othre Times, i simply Missed out on

account of my own diverted attentions.

Birthings! Marriages! Burials! Such grand

things in LIFE to see & feel as the spirit

moves...which Fambly Loves^^

GENE

03/03/06...Friday or there=abouts...

There's a dispensation in Canonical Law for

busy persons to sometimes eat meat...

Heck & High Water! i'm boiling chicken bones

for SOOP when i'm not shredding papers.

It's a wonderment i remember to warsh my

scraggly beard & run my woolies through the

LAUNDROMAT...then field those perfect fone

calls from the engineer and the ever lovely

lizard. Never mind~i adhere to the Faiths of

my Progenitors whenever humanly possible.

THEY did it; so can i. ^ Xian prolog^

TITLE: a cold wind blows...

MOOD: hardly hirsute...

NOISE: the scritchedy hard=drive...

WIDEO: BLAST FROM THE PAST

3/4/6 If i were the complaining type

[which i ain't], i woulda noticed three (3) things

about the "Provider":

>The price went up...

>No sooner do i clear my in=box than it is

filled half=way again with Junk [not spam]...

>There are still adverts on top of my page!

Granted, in a werld of turmoil, these are small

infractions. YET~they can settle on the clear

mind like so many annoying spidre=eggs.

^End of non=complaint^

NATIONAL News: WALMART decides to allow

customers to fill prescriptions for RU486.

[editorial note: if you're doing your fambly

planning @ a discount chain=schtore, you might

could revise your entire werld View. Perhaps.]

CONGRESS makes busy in off-election Year.

[Twas ever Thus~REGISTER to Vote! People in

restive nations are counting on our best Effort.]

LOCAL News: Michener Art Museum gets

$6 million from couple's estate. [they] loved to

paint but never told anyone of their desire to

support art in Bucks County in such a substantial

way...the couple left an estate of more than $20

million, which they amassed through prudent

investing. (Virginia, retired college professor, 94,

died in 2003; William, retired engineer, died in

October @ the age of 95.) -Hal Marcovitz

In the nature of de mortuis nil nisi bonum, i can

only Posit three (3) things:

>i apparently live in the wrong County...

>as an artist, i shoulda met one of these b'ful

people at least once...

>Artist/Engineers live a good, long Time to be

such bright Angels & prudent investors...

Would that we were all so Careful!

~rate*me*but*don't*estate*me~Slack~

HONE

Saturday, February 25, 2006...

Okay! So, now i'm following the

OLYMPIX. Only because there is too

much round=ball on the othre channels!

And Sasha Cohen is a Golden girl in

my book for putting on her rouge and

that skimpy outfit...sharp blades on her

delicate feet, in a far=off country, and

she only fell on her Adipose like once!

Courage, Sasha, we'll show 'em in

Vancouver. Othre Americans are doing

at least as well, by our medal=count.

[and yes~i have skated on ice my own

self, so i know how difficult it is.]

^end of schports report^

Kay was in the colonies briefly and

gave me a shout from her VA condo...

By which i mean that her assistant

called after my welfare and She took

the fone from him after a bit. Good

Harry to look after my seester between

Terminals! They werk well togethre,

on any continent. Veritas.

Sunday, February 26, 2006...i missed

three (3) letters in the NYT puxxle. It

sometimes happens. The engineer is

back in town, briefly, and we'll more

than likely Accomplish some good

thing. {TwasEverSo!} Too bad it's so

beeching cold this week=end. *brr*

Speaking of fine deputies: i'm gonna

miss Barney Fife. Hane took me to

see him in THE RELUCTANT ASTRO=

NAUT @ The Grand and i lost my

lunch. But it wasn't Don that made me

ill---it was the Zero G scenes. Well, he's

riding high now & i feel much better.

OR~at eighty=one (81) years, the

Colonel would be apt to say,"That's a

good run." ~skaterlyslac~

Monday, February 27, 2006...and we

shan't forget Marshall McCloud or

the Night Stalker either.